Thursday, December 01, 2005

WOODY ALLEN

Allen Stewart Konigsberg
A few notable quotes

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
What is it about death that bothers me so much? Probably the hours.
The good people sleep better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

(Born to an Orthodox Jewish family Dec. 1st ,1935)

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